Name:K.P. State:Maryland Metro:PG County Birthday:2/1/1985 Gender:Male
Interests:Sleeping, Going to sleep, Going back to sleeping, Sleeping in class.....Ok, really. I like to read, write poetry, go out, party, laugh, drink Long Island Iced Tea, and meet people Expertise:i know the law pretty well. I know a little bit about a lot of things. I can talk about many different subjects. Poetry is also an expertise of mine.
Occupation:Student
Yo, it's been like so long since I have been on this damn thing...
Facebook is taking most of my time and that damn, myspace.com. But
let's see, what's been up, it's hot as hell outside and I can't wait
for this semester to end. The Salisbury Alumni Chapter of DST had a
line go over today. It was interesting. Interestingly enough, their
being out on the plot and singing songs and shit was better than our
undergrad AKAs probate. At least, today they sung some different songs
and looked like they knew what the hell was going on.
What else.... yea, I'm still wit my girl. Congrats to me. It's almost
been six months and where the hell has the time went.??????????? She
TRIED to cook something last night. She took some hamburger meat and
had the shit on high. And I wondered why I smelled something burning.
So I had to cuss her ass out. ...about to burn down my damn house, lol.
I have been the only one in class for about two weeks so hopefully, my
teacher will remember that in a few weeks. As far as other
classes, damn I need to get on the ball. Well, really it's just one
class with this boring ass white man teaching it and I often fall
asleep.
My brother is back in school. He got suspended for refusing to write a
statement about a trip to Jamaica with the Concert Choir. So I led a
protest, and was on the front page of the Salisbury Post so the
president and administration doesn't really like me now. BUT THEY
RESPECT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I'm tired of typing so I guess if I remember to write tomorrow, will do.
I know that I have not been on here in a long ass time. So updates on what's going on.
1. I'm on this thing that they call Facebook now. It's addictive and it's been occupying a lot of my time.
2. Thanksgiving and all that was cool. I'm home again for Christmas
Break. I really really miss my bookie. She's at home in Las Vegas. My
mother has surprised me already and cooked twice since I've been home.
Wowzers.
3. Those Damn Finals: I'm glad that they are over. I had two in class
finals. One was in English, the other in History. Man, oh, man. My
African American Lit. teacher gets on my nerves but I'm glad that's
over. She gave me a C. I know that I deserved a B but she gave me a C.
The rest of my grades were A's. Nothing new.
4. I went down to Winthrop for a Coming Out Show on Founder's Day. It
was aight. The DJ was terrible but I did meet some "people". It was
cool.
Damn, what else???????????????????????????
I went to this lame ass party last weekend that one of my frat brother
threw. I was having a bad time until I started talking to this Delta
from Bowie State. We talked the whole night. She's cool.
Since I've been on Facebook, I've learned a lot about what my former
classmates are doing. All of the males with the exception of one that I
went to Suiitland with went Alpha (if they did anything Greek at all.)
One is a Kappa. Anywayz, no time for frats that sleep with each other.
Towson just crossed some AKAs. Three of my friends from Suitland went
over. I'm proud of them. One of my friends also went over SGRho this
Fall. So, I have a lot of sandz from high school, although many did not
make the correct decisions.
I don't remember anything else new so I'll stop typing plus I'm tired.
Gosh!! I know I haven't been on here in a minute so updates: here we go!!!!
As of November 1, I'm not longer on the market. Yea, I got snatched up by a very, very lovely young lady. So, that's that.
Life after Homecoming has been beautiful. I have more time on my hands
and I'm loving it. So, ok, Pre-Registration is going on. And of course,
I can't find any classes to take. So, in order to keep my scholarship
and stay in school, I'm signing up for some business classes and some
other bullshit that I don't need to graduate. But then again, the hours
will count towards free electives. So, it's not a total waste. Then, I
found out that can graduate next December because I have just that many
hours. But, hold up; there's always a loophole or bullshit to get
through. WHAT IS IT?????? Two classes that I need to graduate are not
being given next semester and I doubt that they'll be offered next
fall.
Anyway, me and my girl went to Concord Mills on Friday to see Saw II.
That shit is soo hot. If you haven't seen it, go see it. You don't have
to see the first one to like it, but seeing the first one will
definitely help you understand the second one.
What else???? My line jacket came in the mail last week. Damn, it's
hot. I like it so much. And the best thing about it. None of the bruhz
on the yard have a line jacket. And, I'm the first '05 on this yard to
have my shit. Of course, some of the bruhz were hatin' on me but then
again, WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!
I know that many of you may not care about what I'm about to say, but I got to get this shit off my chest:
I brought
some dish detergent for the kitchen at the beginning of the year. It
ran out in the middle of Homecoming week. So, I'm thinking that since I
brought the first one, one of my roommates will buy another bottle.
HELL NO!!!! They let dishes get dirty and watched them. So, Friday, I
take a girl to Wal-Mart and I remember that we need some. So, I buy it.
When I get home, I sit it in the kitchen. Before, I can use my own
shit; one of my freeloading ass roommates uses it to wash something
out. AND THE DIRTY DISHES ARE STILL IN THE SINK. Damn, I want to choke
that nigga sometimes but he's like a third of my size so that wouldn't
be right. But, I swear that I want to.
Damn, where do I start with Homecoming? Coronation was pretty good. It
was there that I realized my calling in life. LOL It's to piss people
off. I was the only one to wear sunglasses on the stage. But, I'm an
asshole or at least that's what they think. The advisor for coronation
was so mad and that shit was so funny. Surprisingly, my partner's
breath didn't stink but she still didn't have rhythm. But that shit is
over. My first homecoming as a bruh is finally over.
The bruhz got here on Friday. I met the bruhz all day and it was cool.
We had chicken and beer and everything: THE SET OUT. AND FOR THE FIRST
TIME EVER: I drank some Moonshine. Gosh, that shit is horrible. Oh,
before, I forget, my mother came down here on Friday. I saw her Friday
morning and she wouldn't chill wit the bruhz for nothing. So, anyway,
we had step practice and went to the Pre-Dawn on campus. It was cool. I
had fun. So, after that, I chilled wit the bruhz.
Saturday, the bruhz got on the yard late so thy must have really had a
good time on Friday night. We grilled out on the plot all day. We lost
the football game. I saw my mom at the football game. So, I chilled
with her and introduced my "friend" to her. After that, we sung the
hymn and hopped and had a good. time. Last night, we lost the step show
to the Alphas. We got cheated but people keep on telling me that it was
rigged and a whole bunch of other shit. But, I don't care about that.
As long as the bruhz were happy with the show, I'm cool wit it. I
chilled with bookie last night.
Today, we had a Fish Fry. It was cool. I was cooking the fish. It was
my fish time ever cooking fish. But, everyone liked it. And the bruhz
were OWT.
Now, a few things that I learned this weekend:
1. Five minutes in the eyes of black people can mean up to one hour. "
Dog, I'll be at your house in five minutes." 30 minutes later, I'm
still waiting.
2. Crime Mob has many funny looking people in it. Plus, the girl that
says "I come in the club shaking my dreads..." DOESN'T HAVE DREADS. Why
Lie????
3. IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE RIGHT, YOU HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF.
4. No matter how much you worry, things will work themselves out.
5. A little money can do a lot. But a lot of money doesn't do much.
6. People love to make shit sound bigger than what it actually is.